World's Sexiest Mermaid of All Time

Hannah Fraser: A Look Back at the Earth Shatteringly Sexy Real Life European (Aussie) Mermaid Who Gave Us Art that Gripped Us by the Fishing Rods

Capn Max

2/12/20254 min read

Ok, I admit it. I'm still obsessed. Ever since I grew out to 7.5 inches as a 12 year old, my big pink head has always gotten all swollen and bulbous for Mermaid Hannah Fraser. The minute I saw those pictures on Ed's Mermaid Page, I couldn't choke back the thick healthy white ropes that sprayed out, thanks to her super daring, risqué, and sexy topless pictures she took as truly natural mermaid at the beach and underwater. She brought the fantasy to real life and showed me what it would like to see a real mermaid. She proved unequivocally that mermaids are the ultimate version of femininity and that if we could ever develop the technology, we should instantly convert all women's legs into gorgeous sparkling shimmering scaly sexy fish tails by the age when they enter womanhood. This would be for the benefit of men as we could keep them in lovely vast aquariums in our homes, bathtubs, salt water pools, and for the more free-spirited, in the lagoons and inlets along oceans, to make them happy, and in turn make us happy, by seeing them swim in some of our diluted sperm. (Of course, if we had that technology, every man would have opted to genetically program himself with a 14 inch horse penis, with a head the size of an apple and enormous testicles, capable of fertilizing every mermaid in an in-ground salt water pool.) I digress, it would be to all the seamen's benefit, but I know that many women and girls would give up their voice to transform into mermaids-a lá Ariel but reverse. It would be a win-win. That said, Hannah Fraser is my dream mermaid in every way. I love her tiny perky tits and beautiful nipples, slim figure and as much as anything, her face. I would still love to put a baby in the human Hannah, for the record. But Mermaid Hannah (aka Hannah Mermaid) was so much more than just a sexy half fish girl. She and the photographers she worked with made very sexy art without it being porn. Of course, to a capn like me, it's all porn anyway, since I have a mermaid fetish, admittedly. In any case, Hannah was the first one to really break out of the clamshell bra on the internet as a self-made real life 100% fair trade certified sexy fucking mermaid, and the first to come on the heels of mermaids of Hollywood like Daryl Hannah in Splash and Ariel the Little Mermaid (the deep-coded source of my fetish from childhood). (She's named both as inspirations.) Hannah went about producing really hot tasteful topless artwork for a couple years, but then reduced her output in favor of bras and sparkly things all over her breasts. Eventually she ceased altogether showing her nipples at all-a real shame given how big and prominent they were, how puffy her gorgeous areolae were when she was a younger model, and how free she was to share her body in her modeling work before she transformed into a half-fish. Really a terrible crime that she would cover up-sigh.

And with tits and nips like that, I'd suck her until she squirted milk. So it was kind of tragic when she took her goodies away more or less permanently. She stopped being a truly 100% natural mermaid, which is to be nude, and she decided to be depressingly "decent" and modest from a certain point on. The only way to re-live the very sticky glory days of my preteen and teen years was to go deep diving looking for Hannah's older pictures and videos to get back some of the magic of Hannah in her natural state. I've uncovered quite a few pictures that do not exist anywhere and were very very hard to track down.

Mermaid Hannah is kind of a living legend in the mermaid (and horny fisherman) community and has served as the inspiration for many other mermaids who followed-some with arguably even better bodies (especially fuller tits (sorry Hannah, a little bigger would be better, even though we love yours), but maybe not the pure mermaid experience that you want to get your complete fantasy met, like swimming with whales, really immersing into the mermaid lifestyle, sunning on subtropical desolate beaches, etc. But nonetheless, some crazy sexy girls followed her path in the topless mermaid artform, as she did Daryl Hannah before her. I'll share those later. In the meanwhile, support my efforts to grow the sexiest collection of mermaid media on the internet, and join to see the most detailed pictures and videos of Hannah, some before previously lost to time. I will pay for your saved pics too if you have any, if I don't have them in my collection. Send a low-res thumbnail if you're interested.